This is what happens when all the stores, schools and post-offices are closed and I have my Earth rain boots doubling as snow shoes and a video camera:
Resolution Check
Maybe you make resolutions at the beginning of the year and maybe you don’t. Maybe you “made” them, but you didn’t actually write them down so you wouldn’t actually be accountable to them, or anything. Maybe you’re Persian and still have two more months before the end of the year, in which case, you don’t even need to think about resolutions yet!
Whatever the case may be, chances are, you set some intentions two weeks ago. I’m here to check in. How’s that going for you? If you’re having trouble pulling the trigger, here are a few (simple, inexpensive) suggestions to get you moving towards whole-body wellness today.
1. Take a good, hard look at your shoe collection. And get ready to bag some up for donation. Not all of them, of course, but get ready to toss that pair you never wear because you can’t actually walk in them. That pair that never really fit and give you blisters but are soooooo cute. And every pair that fits into the high-heel category. If you need to keep one for “special occasions where I don’t mind the residual ball-of-foot and low back pain the next day,” then go for it. And then ask yourself if there’s any possible way that you could have an outfit that makes you feel great without requiring you pay a penance of cartilage and bone mineral.
And, should you not want to donate your heels to unsuspecting ladies any more that you want to donate that pack of unsmoked cigarettes, check out what super-talented reader Donna H. did with her shoes:

Gift bags! Some people are super talented. Not me, but lots of other people. At craft fairs. Which reminds me of this:
Somewhere, a bride from 1982 is missing her shoe.
2. Identify one destination, a mile or less from your home or office, that you drive to at least 4 times a week. For me, it’s the post office. And my sister’s house. You just need to find one, and then resolve to never go there by car. This is your new on-foot destination. It’s a bit tough, at first, to not come up with about 4 or 5 justifications of why you can’t drive:
I don’t have time to get coffee without driving.
I have to get coffee before my exercise appointment.
I need to go there and I’ve got my kids.
I can’t walk with the kids, they hate to walk.
I’ve got all these boxes to carry.
How can I carry a bunch of stuff and walk at the same time? (Hint: Get a backpack.)
Let all of the excuses come out, like vomit. Then, clean up the mess and walk anyway. Your life depends on it, actually.
3. Stop using your living room furniture. Not ready to get rid of it all? Here’s a secret — you don’t actually have to sit in it. Instead, you can sit on the floor and heckle everyone (your company, spouse, and children) who doesn’t join you.
“Sorry, I’m unavailable to take you to the pharmacy to pick up your pain killers.”
“Sorry, I’m unavailable to care for your incision wounds after your knee and hip replacements.”
“Sorry, I’m unable to pay for your physical therapy.”
“Sorry, I’m too busy taking care of myself to enable your poor health any longer.”
It may seem they can’t hear you from all the way down on the floor, but they’re listening.
Resolve to sit on the floor for one full week. Maybe even start a family contest — kids get to have a buck for every time they catch you on the couch. Believe me, they’ll start pointing it out real quick. Kids are great that way. Another consideration: Get some of that crime scene tape and wind it around all of the furniture. Those chairs are committing a felony fo’ sho’.
4. Take a walk today. And on that walk, find a sign pole or bench that will help you do a nice slow stretch-squat whenever you walk past it and a branch or set of bars that you can hang from on every walk. Find a curb or log or something on which you can practice balance.
Find a more natural field or terrain that offers a little ankle work. Walking on flattened surfaces all the time won’t optimize your machine!
5. Do your alignment exercises every day.
Natural movement, like long walks most days, squatting, using 10-20 unique postures a day, and having enough upper body strength to hang and swing from one arm is the goal, but your modern-livin’ body needs to regain what it has lost before you start with the biggies. The alignment tips and exercises are designed to help you close the gap so you can transition to natural movement without hurting your tissue.
While on tour in November, I gave an hour-long lecture Understanding Inertia and Interneurons — Why Old Habits Die Hard. I made my first podcast out of it and you can listen to it by visiting my Institute site www.restorativeexercise.com and scrolling to the bottom of the homepage. It’s my gift to you, lovely reader! I appreciate you very, very much.
We got our first snow of the year today!
And yes, I will still be taking a walk, thank you…
A Note to Human Resources
This Facebook comment prompted today’s post:
“3 of us at work used empty paper boxes to raise our keyboards and have been standing for about 6 months now. At first it was a bit tough, but now I can’t imagine sitting all day! HR told me I was responsible for any injuries I sustained (to myself or my computer I guess!), since I was not using one of the ergonomically correct office chairs.”
Dear Department of Human Resources,
It has come to my attention that I am to sign an injury waiver, for any injury sustained while opting to use my standing workstation instead of the ergonomic chair and desk set-up you have provided. This will not be a problem. And, to further inform you, please note I will be taking additional measures to mitigate any standing-related issues by:
1. Using a 1/2 dome* to stretch lower legs through the day for improved lower leg circulation.
2. Continuously shift my frame, utilizing various, slightly different standing alignments to keep muscles actively supporting the venous return system.
3. Sitting when my transitioning muscles fatigue.
4. Taking 1-2 minute movement breaks (i.e. walking short distances through the office) in lieu of using intercoms, every hour.
5. Paying attention to my foot, pelvis, and head alignment as well as keeping my shoulders and jaw relaxed.
Also, I am attaching some language below. Please review and sign before returning to my in-box, now almost empty do the fact that I seem to just get more done now that my body is active the bulk of the day.
{form attached}
This Department of Human Resources signs off that is has read the following peer-reviewed articles on the affects of sitting:
Katzmarzyk et al. Sitting Time and Mortality from All Causes, Cardiovascular Disease, and Cancer. Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise: May 2009. Volume 41, 5, pp 998-1005
Leisure Time Spent Sitting in Relation to Total Mortality in a Prospective Cohort of US Adults. J. Epidemiol. (2010) 172 (4): 419-429
Dosemeci, Hayes, Vetter, Hoover, Tucker, Engin, Unsal and Blair. Occupational physical activity, socioeconomic status, and risks of 15 cancer sites in Turkey. Cancer Causes and Control.Volume 4, Number 4, 313-321
Wei Zheng M.D., Ph.D, et al. Occupational physical activity and the incidence of cancer of the breast, corpus uteri, and ovary in Shanghai. Cancer Volume 71, Issue 11, pages 3620–3624, 1 June 1993
Br J Sports Med 2009;43:81-83 Too much sitting: a novel and important predictor of chronic disease risk. N Owen, A Bauman,W Brown
Please initial and sign here to note that these articles have been read: _____________
Please read and sign the statements below:
This HR department understands that, there are numerous and decade-spanning research articles showing that sitting all day has been implicated as a risk factor for numerous cancers as well as cardiac disease. ________________ (Initial and Sign)
This HR department understands that exercise taken, even daily, does not lower the risk factor for death, nor does lowering one’s body mass index (BMI). _____________ (Initial and Sign)
This HR department, by requiring our employees to sit and not providing them with the opportunity to stand and take short (1-2 minute) walking breaks every hour, assumes full monetary responsibility for any evidence-supported ailment to arise from my time here at the firm of Sitt & Sittsamore. _______________(Initial and Sign)
Thank you for your time and interest in fairness!
Your healthier-than-last-year employee,
John Johnson
P.S. I would also like to suggest that small meetings, especially for the purpose of problem solving, take part via a short walk.
*Please do not worry about the dome becoming a tripping hazard in the office. I have covered mine with the approved CAUTION: HAZARDOUS tape (bright yellow) and keep it tucked safely underneath my desk (amongst the 40 cords emitting who-know-what onto my body) for safe-keeping.
Author’s Note: Please feel free to use this, or a slightly adjusted version of this letter. Tell them “Katy sent me.” Or, maybe not. My dad already thinks I need a bodyguard…
Cramping your (neck) style
Today, I’m giving you a challenge: Stop lifting your chin.
Somewhere along the lines of your life, you started lifting up your chin. This habit starts for any number of reasons, including:
You were told lifting the chin was good posture.
You wanted to smooth out the chin(s).
You wear bifocals.
You watched too many Italian Mobster movies and developed a knack for rude, Italian hand gestures

Find more of these in the book Rude Hand Gestures of the World.
No, really. Check this book out. And, I’ll bet that the world can be broken down into two categories — one that will buy the book to make sure they never make an inadvertent, rude gesture, and the other that will buy the book so that they can make sure they are able to “keep up with foreign relations.”
“You, know, giving him the finger?”
“Yes, I know the finger, Goose.”
Name that movie, be my new BFF.
So, no matter why you started doing lifting the chin, you’re going to stop.
Today.
Right now, actually. Just let the chin drop, allowing the muscles that run between the skull and the first and second vertebrae — the suboccipital muscles — to return to their appropriate length.
And, apologize to the disks in your neck. You didn’t mean to harm them for the sake of vanity. Or communication.
P.S. Don’t worry about the double chin. We’ll call that a good start. Let me know when you’ve got the “*highly coveted fourth chin.” That’s what impresses us over here at Alignment Central. And, not to worry, the way you take care of that “chin issue” is by not hiding it with the chin lift, but by fixing it with the chin drop.
You can also watch (and follow) this exercise video to help the back of your neck relax. For best results, couple the stretch (Head Hang) with your new, chin-dropping habit!
Spread the news with your chin-lifting friends!
*The highly coveted fourth chin was once believed to be extinct, until a rare but documented sighting by master alignment teacher, Tim Harris.
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."
Here’s a fun fact: By 2040 there will be an estimated 80,000,000 postmenopausal women in the United States alone.
Here’s another fun fact: There was one, particularly non-postmenopausal woman at Costco on Friday. Which was when I saw this:
And which was when I got all bent out of shape. Which was weird because I like Costco. And I like Fridays. I also like bone density and pharmacists. What I didn’t like was this:
Why? Allow me to explain. There are two ways to estimate* bone density with accuracy. The first is a central dual energy X-ray densitometer, or DXA. People say it dexa, which reminds me of a barely English speaking biomechanics professor I once had who spoke all acronyms like they were words.
Getting a baseline DXA is a fine idea. But, the machine is huge, expensive, requires special training to administer the test, and a special building. And, the test is expensive. Not for you, perhaps, but for your insurance. Which is why the peripheral machine was created. The peripheral machine, smaller with less-difficult-to-use technology, is often used for in-office screenings or at places like (gulp) Costco. You get a quick measure the bone density at the endpoints of your skeleton, like your fingers.
This all seems great, right? Instead of schlepping all the way to an imaging center, where you get a costly, big-picture whole-body scan of the weight-bearing axis of the body, you can now get your finger scanned (for free!) and a chocolate muffin the size of your head.
And, if you have low bone mineral density as determined by the accurate (and, it is pretty accurate) reading of the machine, Hooray!, there is a pharmacist you can talk to right then to get you on the right supplements or medications so you can prevent any further loss. Hallelujah!
But, here’s the deal. Bone density is not homogeneous. Meaning, if you have an issue with your fingers, it does not imply that you have issues elsewhere. Or, if your hands come back as measuring fine, that does not mean that you don’t have bone loss elsewhere, e.g. in the bones of the hip. More simply said, the cheaper, easier option doesn’t tell you JACK about the situation in your bones. Nor are these machines scientifically adequate to track your bone health over a period of time. Every machine is different. Every technician is different. Every interpretation of the data is different. Which means that you will have no idea about the state of your bones from year to year when you indulge in this test.
Clinically, it has been deemed that information gained from the peripheral equipment is not scientifically valid for determining any sort of bone diagnosis. Guidelines have been set. Before referring anyone to any medication, patients should have a central DXA to determine any actual need.
What is happening is many professionals are jumping right to the prescription, using data collected via the peripheral reading and giving a, “well, you might as well start the medication now, there’s no need to have a full test — they’re expensive or unnecessary” or a, “think of the medication as prevention” line. It’s noble, trying to save patients money, but if the central test is required for validity and professionals are bypassing it, then WHY EVEN TEST AT ALL? Why not just train checkers at the grocery store to evaluate anthropometric dimensions and spinal curve with their eyes? Then they could just throw in a preventive medication with your bag of bananas.
“You look pretty petite, there, with those little bones of yours. I just measured you with my bar code scanner and you’re falling in the risk group at 5’2″. Here’s some medication. Oh, and a sample of the Calcium Chews. They’re on sale this week, $17.00 for a bottle of 450.”
WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP. The Science Patrol Alarm has just sounded. Please come out with your hands up. This is not how things should be done. This practice is not based in science.
You can see why I was all pushed out of shape. We are moving toward a situation where everyone thinks they are getting science and evidence-based information, when, in fact, the bar has been lowered to meet what people will do — not what is valid. We’ve seen this standard-lowering before in, um, most aspects of everything. Like puntuation; and spelling. And it’s tragic.
I just can’t handle it happening in Costco.
Et tu Costco?
Now, next to the Hot Pockets® (cue Jim Gaffigan) samples, millions of people will be given misinformation in the name of science. Has our culture become so dependent on convenience that we’re down with this? Is our collective understanding of science so low, that we can’t evaluate the difference?
“From a strictly scientific standpoint, postmenopausal women should have both a spine and hip bone mass measurement.” – P.D. Miller
Um, hello? Who doesn’t prefer their medicine be administered from a strictly scientific standpoint? I thought it wasn’t allowed any other way. That is the general assumption anyhow, or am I wrong?
P.S. If you can find the movie quote and tell me where it’s from, you can be my new BFF.
P.P.S. I actually don’t think we’re getting our health advice from any sort of strictly scientific standpoint, just in case you were wondering if I was delusional. I was being ironic. I do that sometimes. I’ve also heard of this thing called sarcasm. Thinking of trying it out too.
*Estimation. Bone density tests are not measuring your bone density. Tests only estimate density, based on the image the machine shows them. Why then, pray-tell, does an image not measure bone density? Well, Grasshoppa, as you remember from science class, density is a three dimensional measure. It is how much of something you have in a container. The only way to actually measure your bone density is to cut off your bone, clean off the meat, weight it, and see how high it floats in water and compared to other items with known mass.
Other interesting stuff:
A central DXA has a 6-8% error when compared to real bone measures.
Peripheral data has about a 4% error of the site that it measured as compared to the dry measure of similar bones.
Density Diagnostic Classifications. P.D. Miller. Calcified Tissue International, Volume 66, Number 5, 317-319.
Un-pimp your ride.
Being an alignment specialist, my facilities have often been listed under Alignment in the phone book. Which means that yes, I have received the inevitable phone call, asking how much I charge for fixing mal-aligned tires.
These, calls, I figure, are the universe’s attempt to balance my karma after that Crank Call spell I went through when I was about twenty-five. My calls included:
A phone call to an aestetician to inquire how small my face needed to be to qualify for the mini-facial.
A phone call to a manicurist, asking if I could get 10% off the pedicure fee because I only had 9 toes.
A phone call to a Pilates studio asking to know more about their Pilates Training program because I couldn’t wait to become a Pilot, and if that fee included gas for my solo flight.
And, the worst one ever: A phone call to the local gym’s daycare, asking how they would charge me if I brought my conjoined twins in. I, on the call, explained that I didn’t feel I needed to pay for two full children, because they couldn’t actually run in different directions, therefore easing the burden on staff.
In an attempt to right my karma, as well as offer some sort of service to the lovahs of all things vehicular, I present Aligning Your Drive.
This is a quick list of what you can do in regards to your car, to make driving less harmful to your back. There’s not much you can do about what it does for your knees and hips, but at least we can do something to take you out of the posterior pelvic tilt. Which means, if you have (or don’t want to have) any sort of lumbar spine or pelvic floor issue, follow these guidelines.
Katy’s Car Guidelines:
1. Use the car as little as possible.
Sorry. I had to say it. You just have to reduce the amount of time you drive. If it can’t come off your commute, then look for anywhere else you can reduce. And, P.S. There’s a good chance that a bus or train go where you’re headed. And, you can stand up if you utilize those options.
2. Don’t sit like a gangsta.
Instead, use the manufacturer’s foot rest (the left-most “mystery” pedal)
to align your hips, knees, and pelvis while driving.
You can read more about that here (click).
And, keep both hands on the wheel. Not in like a “I’m your dad and I’m telling you to keep your hands on the wheel” kind of way, but in a “keep your hands on the wheel to keep your shoulders square” kind of way.
Please note: These guidelines are also for gangsters. Gangsters who covet joint health, that is.
3. Bolster your car seat to 90°.
The seat in my car is not 90° to a vertical back support.
The only way you can sit with a neutral pelvis is to turn this:
into this:
First, bring the seat back up until it is vertical. Then, use a towel, or whatever else you can find around the house to fill the seat void.
And, please note that we are not making a lumbar support here. The idea is to get the pelvis and lumbar curve back where they belong, not to support the spine in a bad position. You know what I mean?
4. Don’t exit the vehicle like with your parts going in all different directions. Applying a few basic vectors to the photo, you can see that the foot, knee, and pelvis are all traveling their own path.
Guess which body part loses in this scenario? If you guess the knee, then you’re right. Instead, turn your pelvis and thigh to align with the grounded foot first
then get out of the car. Unless you’re wearing a 5” long miniskirt, 5” inch heels, and forgot your underwear. And your manners. Then go ahead and get out of the car however you want. You’re probably not reading the blog anyways.
5. Don’t do this:
6. Or this:

7. And definitely don’t do this:
The end. I have a strange hankering to watch Office Space now.
Gangsta.
Natural Mama
Have you rested up from the last pregnancy and pain post? Then you’re ready for part deux. The following article is a work-in-progress for birthing professionals, but I think everyone can benefit from reading it. Also, one of my favorite writers, Elizabeth Royte (www.royte.com/blog) has graciously allowed me to post my favorite short read, Me Jane, You’re Kidding. I fell in love with her story way before I was pregnant, but I remembered it and dragged it out to read every week I was prego. I think it helped my nausea.
The pages are no longer attached. Maybe because the glue is old, or maybe because this book has fallen into the bath tub a few times. And yes, I dog-ear the heck out of my books and don’t believe in book marks. (Note to yourself: Never let me borrow a book.)
The post below is my call to arms for pregos and the people that educate them. Pregnancy is ground zero. It is every person’s starting point. Pregnancy does not need to be a painful time. It is not a handicap. It is a training program that, when utilized, offers both mother and baby huge physiological and psychological benefit.
Natural Mama by Katy Bowman
When we think of historical birthing culture it is common to focus on the social aspects alone, neglecting to identify how our more modern habits have affected the physical structures and physiological processes that occur daily. The most fascinating and important of these physical adaptations are the changes in pelvic telemetry in the more affluent-yet-sedentary cultures as compared to those populations that are more mobile.
Whole-body mobility of the human has decreased over the ages, as the necessity for movement waned with the development of stationary farming, then industry, and more timely, the increase in technology. Each development, while offering some benefit to mankind, has also left a negative residue on the health of the human. The physical machinery that makes each of us up is dependent on the original quantities and qualities of movement — qualities and quantities that have been absent in our world-wide population for hundreds, if not thousands of years.
Human movement is a fascinating science when considering mobility’s role in various human functions, from blood pressure regulation to, of course, birthing. Birthing, the single greatest human process, has been affected by our lack of ancestral movement. In fact, vaginal delivery may be the most at-risk process as our population moves farther and farther from the natural biological reflex-based types of movements (i.e. long-distance migrations, squatting for elimination, barefoot gait patterns) to excessive chair sitting, elevated-toilet use, and using “exercise” to compensate for lack of all-day body use.
As a biomechanical scientist specializing in the physics of the birthing process, I often see the primary anatomical hindrance to the natural birthing process being the position of the sacrum relative to the rest of the bony pelvis. Once a highly mobile joint, with the ability to nutate and counternutate, the sacrum is now frozen. Chronic tension in the pelvic floor — exacerbated by excessive kegels, minimal gluteal strength, and an unyielding piriformis — reduces what was once ample birthing space.
Modern birthing science has placed a large burden on secreted hormones (like relaxin) to prepare the body for needed mobility. These hormones are designed for and only affect non-contractile tissues (like ligaments) and are not able to override chronic muscle tension. Relying on relaxin alone can lead to excessive tension and possible damage to the muscles (the pelvic floor, especially), and frankly, is only a small part of the natural preparation process.
A natural birth is served both physiologically and anatomically by mother mimicking a natural movement plan, to the best of her ability, for the bulk of her pregnancy. This is how it has been done for thousands of years.
Many birthing professionals have been tuned into this natural preparation for many years, often recommending squatting to prepare the body and maintaining an active walking habit throughout the pregnancy. What often gets lost in translation is how essential this movement prescription is to a healthy birth. Also not conveyed is the difference between “keeping fit during pregnancy” and “preparing the body to deliver vaginally.” Fitness-type exercises are not specific enough to prepare for delivery and often times can create additional, counterproductive tensions in the body.
Just as training for a marathon needs to be stretched out over many months for a successful outcome, birth preparation takes many months to develop. Undoing years of accumulated muscular and joint stiffness is necessary if the natural birthing process is allowed to flourish. The removal of habitual, anatomical resistance is a requirement for uterine and pelvic functions, and it takes time.
In 1931, the British Medical Journal published an excellent article by Kathleen Vaughan, M.B. (Bachelor of Medicine), a researcher investigating the difficulties in birthing between the “civilized” populations of London and the ease of birth and the better mother/baby outcomes in the Gypsy or “Tinker” populations:
In England the still soft pelvis [of the pre-pubescent] is bent by long sitting at school, and this is not couteracted as it should be by the proper action of the sacro-iliac joints, which should be used daily, if only during the acts of defaecation [sic.] and urination. The wearing of high heels also limits and cramps their movements, the body weight is thrown forward on to the arch of the foot instead of the heel, the pelvic angle is altered, and the back unduly hollowed to preserve the balance. That these facts are the real explanation of our increasingly difficult maternity is clearly seen when we compare them with the conditions where motherhood is still natural and easy.
The woman who wants to go about a birthing process naturally can follow the lead other “natural” processes women have been doing for millennia – walking 5-6 total miles per day, and squatting to bathroom multiple times daily. The reality is, for the modern, Western mother-to-be, a musculoskeletal “training program” can optimize a safe and fluid delivery, and enhance optimal long-term health of mother and baby. Needing to “train” for delivery does not imply that the birthing process is unnatural, but only that the mother has allowed her “birthing equipment” to adapt to an unnatural lifestyle (sitting in chairs five to ten hours a day, not stretching the bathrooming muscles of the pelvic floor and legs, etc.) and has become “out of shape” when it comes to whole-body endurance.
Whole-body endurance means the ability to walk long distances using the strength of the legs. Being able to support oneself with leg strength will come in handy when needing to labor for an extended (but hopefully not too extended) amount of time. Cycling, aerobics, running, and swimming, while offering many health benefits, do not offer the specificity required for an improved strength-to-weight ratio. A “hunting and gathering” mother would do well to mimic the daily required walking that keeps her birthing muscles in top form.
Some general guidelines for the mom-to-be (best started BEFORE pregnancy):
1. Walk. A lot. If mama is not walking at all, begin with one mile, increasing the distance by 1/2 a mile every two to four weeks, until hitting five to six miles per day. Doing all the mileage at once will help with endurance, but breaking up the distance over the course of a day will help if fatigue or soreness is an issue.
2. Implement a squat (preparation) program.
Hamstring and calf tension (the two major muscle groups down the back of the legs) tuck under the tailbone and pelvis, instantly impacting the mechanics of the SI joint. Before beginning to full squat, it is safest for tender knees and hips to work on stretching the appropriate muscles first. Second, pressure gradients must be understood to avoid Valsalva maneuvers during squats. (Read more about squat prep exercises here: click)
3. Ditch the heels! Barefoot time should be increased (around the house is fine) and positive-heeled shoes should be removed from the Mama-to-be wardrobe until after delivery (if not forever). Heels shorten the muscles down the backs of the legs, which then pull on the pelvis, tucking it under.
Incidentally, this information applies not only to expectant mothers, but to anyone wanting to retain function of the pelvic floor, digestive system, hips and lower back health for an entire lifetime. Any birthing professional who prescribes these exercises (and they should!) should be doing these exercises herself – as a model of pelvic health.
Hi. Me again. I mean, the article was “me”, but more in a “I’m wearing a lab coat while I write this” as opposed to this “me”
who is writing this while straddle-stretching on the floor surrounded by a messy house.
When you have a moment, read through Me Jane, You’re Kidding. I first found this story in a book called Naked. No, it wasn’t a nudie book, but a collection of nature-lovin’ stories. Then I found out that this particular story was taken from The Tapir’s Morning Bath (you can read more here – click). If you love biological science and people from New York (I do, I do!), then Tapir’s Morning is a great read.
Read Me Jane, You’re Kidding here: MeJane,You’reKidding[1]
Health Recap, 2011
Have I mention that there are only two more days of 2011? I wonder how many more blog posts I can jam into this year. Did I also mention that 2012 is going to be The Year? Underline the The and pronounce it thee.
I did an interview last month for a radio show 30 Minutes of Wisdom. I talked about alignment blah blah blah wonderful life blah blah it’s that important (italicize that). You can listen to it here (click), if you’re interested.
As I wrote about last month, writing stuff down, especially goals, is hugely important. I don’t know why. There is just something very different about writing it — making the words concrete — as opposed to carrying it around between your ears. That’s why I was über (OH YEAH!) excited to get some year-in-review questions sent to me by the hosts of the program.
I suggest you, and maybe even your entire family, go through these questions as a New Year’s Eve event. Almost as good as artichoke dip, but without all the sodium. I enjoyed doing mine as it helped focus on the fact that this past year, I’ve done some amazing things with my health. I haven’t been sitting around doing loads of laundry, although many days that’s all I’ve accomplished. I bet you discover a little bit of your own greatness too. I’m sure you can answer these in general terms (find a downloadable .pdf on their website — click) but I am adding the word “health” to each question because that’s what this blog is about.
Evaluate your health in 2011: Define health as that state of feeling happy in all aspects of yourself — in the body, in the mind, and in the soul, and being pain, disease, and medication free. I’m going to post my answers because, if writing them down causes improvement, who knows what writing them out in a blog post can do!
Completing & Remembering (Your Health in) 2011
1. What was your biggest (health) triumph in 2011?
Delivering my baby naturally, at home was a physical feat unlike no other.
2. What was the smartest (health) decision you made in 2011?
Moving out of urban California and into a smaller, more quiet place where I could live mo bettah.
3. What one word best sums up and describes your 2011 (health) experience?
Maintenance. I wouldn’t say I made any leaps or bounds in terms of health this year, but I spent all of my time learning to deal with being a new mom and still finding time in 5-minute increments to work on stretching my hips, strengthening my shoulder girdle, etc.
4. What was the greatest lesson (about health) you learned in 2011? I think I just learned it last week, watching my son trying to crawl/climb up a box without putting down a wooden spoon he just found. He fell and was frustrated. I actually said aloud, “you can’t do it all — you’re going to have to put something down.” And then I was like, Ah $h!t. I get it. Time to put something down, Katy Ann. Not the blog though. I picked “showering daily” instead.
5. What was the most loving service that you performed in 2011? Probably this blog. I love my family and do everything I can for them, but every post, email answered, and comment read is how I show my love for my human counterpart. To love is to serve. I have information that can help many. I make my living out of it as well, but will always (always) spend the bulk of my time offering free service.
6. What is your biggest piece of “unfinished (health) business” in 2011? Scar tissue — just a tiny bit (see number 10). I’ve been working on it, but it looks like it’s going to take some of 2012 to heal.
7. What (about your health) are you most happy about completing in 2011? I wrote a FREAKING BOOK, dude. It totally helps my brain to have it down on paper, where I can just say, You Want To Understand More? Get the book.
8. Who were the three people with the greatest impact on your (health) life in 2011? Not counting my husband, who takes the best care of me, I’d say my midwife, my favorite body workers (Anna, Cindy, Jenna, Tim), and my baby in utero, because I didn’t realize that I could stop coffee, take 2 naps a day, work less, and feel joyful. But I could, and I did, and it was good!
That was seven people. I have a problem with limits.
9. What is the biggest (health) risk you took in 2011?
Probably driving from CA to WA. I thought my hamstrings were going to revolt and beat the crap out of me. Next time, I’ll walk, thanks.
10. What was your biggest (health) surprise in 2011?
That as healthy and prepared as I was, I still had a freak complication following my delivery, which almost killed me. And that, coming back out of it took diligent work, but that I got my body back 110%, and in only about four months.
I’m not just the president, I’m also a customer!
(Me, after surgery. This is what your face looks like when you lose 1/2 your blood. I don’t even have freckles most of the time!)
11. What important (health) relationship improved most in 2011? Food, food, food! Before we moved, we shopped only at farmer’s markets and Trader Joe’s, thinking that we were doing awesome. THEN we moved to a place that has only some giant grocers (ick), or lots of fresh produce. Now all three meals a day are made from scratch and are mostly plant-based.
12. What compliment would you have liked to received but didn’t? “Hey Katy, nice outfit!”
13. What compliment would you have liked to have given but didn’t? I didn’t get to tell the surgeon who saved my life, “Hey, thanks for saving my life.” I know my hub wrote him a letter, but really, I should have found his address, knocked on his door, laid down without any pants on and my feet on either side of his front door and said, “Hey, do you remember me? Thank you for saving my life” because he might not recognize me otherwise.
14. What else do you need to do or say to be complete with 2011?
Dear 2011,
Where are all of my socks? I started this year with 9 full sets. Now I’m down to 4 singles? What’s up with that?
Love,
K-Bow.
Creating (Health in) 2012
1. What would you like to be your biggest (health) triumph in 2012? I would like to figure out my fatigue a bit more. There are still areas that I can reduce my physiological tax. I was off of caffeine, but that cup a day has crept back in.
2. What (health) advice would you like to give yourself in 2012?
Dear Katy,
You’re taking on too many projects. Or, you need to not be overwhelmed by them. Do what you can do. Look at what is truly important to you and let the others go. Make sure that ANY project you take on supports your greater interest in well-being. If a project causes you stress, it’s working against your internal desire to be stress-free. Let it go.
Oh, and take a nap at least once a week. The only one keeping you from doing that is you. I promise, nothing great is going on during that one hour anyways.
Love,
Me
3. What major effort are you planning to improve your health results in 2012? My indoor monkey bars are awesome. Now I’d really like a small climbing wall to install itself in my garage or something. Please.
4. What would you be most happy about completing in 2012? I would like to complete a Pelvic Health book, and then spend 90 days following the program to a “T.”
5. What major (health) indulgence are you willing to experience in 2012?
Dear Universe,
I would like to indulge in a few weeks on a Greek island, hiking, eating, swimming, and wearing a toga. I will even teach others alignment while I’m there, if they’d like to come with me.
Thank you for your consideration,
K.A.B.
6. What would you most like to change about your health in 2012? I would like more structured alignment time. I live alignment, but there is NOTHING like setting aside an hour a day for quite practice. I’ve lost that in the last year. I will get that back! (I just typed “I’d like to get that back,” which sounded a bit like a cop out, so I rewrote it…)
7. What are you looking forward to learning (about health) in 2012? I am most interested in practicing my Vipassana meditation more, and working towards non-attachment. I’m good on *stuff*, not so good at allowing others to choose to be disappointed. Reading the Upanishads and a book on Jesus Christ now, hoping to learn more.
8. What do you think your biggest (health) risk will be in 2012? We are planning a huge effort in Australia, to bring our programs there. I want it to be something I can do while not over-stressing to get it done. I’d like it to happen naturally and smoothly! Go with the flow…
9. What about are you(r health) are you most committed to changing and improving in 2012?
Upper Body Strength, baby.
10. What is one as yet undeveloped talent you are willing to explore in 2012? Letting others help me. I have no knack for it, yet it’s getting to be quite necessary!
11. What brings you joy and health and how are you going to have more of that in 2012? Walking, cooking, taking baths, stretching — these all make me healthier than when I’m not doing them. And, all I have to do is do them. No fancy plan needed!
12. Who or what, other than yourself, are you most committed to loving and serving in 2012? Everyone interested in alignment science!
13. What one word would you like to have as your (health) theme in 2012?
Global.
Now it’s your turn. Just go for it! Post one of your answers here to inspire others or get some cheers and praise for your general awesomeness!
{Questions Compliments of Robin Blanc Mascari. Please feel free to share! She loves hearing how these are used and what happens. rbmascari@mac.com www.enlightenednetworking.com}
(Next post will be back to birthing science!)
Pregnancy and Pain
I’m a whole-body alignment lovah’ fo’ sho’, but for some reason, the pelvis and all that the pelvis does has always been a special interest of mine. And, even before I had a kid — like years and years before — I was always uber interested in the birthing pelvis.
I have also always been uber interested in those two little dots that go over the u in the word uber. How do I make those on my computer? I WANT THOSE DOTS!
Anyhow.
My fascination with pregnancy likely stems back to the fact that you, in utero, are at ground zero. The environment you are given at the time is a complex combination of what your mother is doing in terms of stressing, eating, her habitual body positions, and the amount of time she is moving. All of these things create an environment that you are responding to. You are responding in terms of your teeny-tiny baby alignment, your chemistry, etc.
There are a lot of other people way more qualified to talk about the chemical interactions of stress and poor nutrition, smoking and drugs, so I’ll leave that to them. What I will talk about is the alignment factor.
Is anyone surprised at that one? Anyone? Anyone?
Pelves** (the plural of pelvis) are my life. And, the more you learn about the pelvis, the more you realize you can’t have a “neutral pelvis” unless the rest of your body is neutral as well. But I’ll write more about whole-body neutral later, when we’re discussing solutions. Right now, it’s imperative that you understand the problem.
This is a two part post. The first part is a literature review and position paper from grad school and the second is an article I’m presenting at a midwifery conference in Nashville this April.
This is a small portion of my paper titled Postural Implications of Gestational and Postpartum Low Back and Pelvic Pain. Warning: You may find this a snoozefest unless you’re into pregnancy and stuff. Chances are, if you’ve read this far, you’re good to go. Second Warning: My copyeditor husband has suggested that I make an I was young and didn’t seem to know much grammar disclaimer. Whatever. Everyones a critik.
Drum roll please…
Although women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, researchers have just started looking at the physiological and biomechanical changes occurring with pregnancy. A major reason for this investigation is the large occurrence of lower back and pelvic pain during and after pregnancy. Many researchers have attempted to find the mechanisms that determine hip, pelvic, and sacral pain in general populations, but few have examined this situation as it pertains specifically to the maternal female.
The cultural perception of pregnancy-related pain and resulting issues is that these conditions are a normal part of the gestation process and perhaps not research-worthy. Data shows, however, that these ailments are not natural to the state of pregnancy, only normal. Studies suggest that 50% of all pregnancies will begin and end with debilitating back and pelvic pain, and even more alarming, that this pain continues postpartum. The role of exercise as both a treatment and preventive measure for these conditions is the newest addition current research.
Pre- and post-natal exercise has traditionally consisted of modified traditional aerobic and strength training exercise. This type of exercise can be beneficial to general fitness goals but lacks the specificity in design when it comes to other requirements of the maternal female, i.e. improving structural integrity, optimizing vaginal birthing mechanics, etc. The mechanical functions of the uterus are now understood to depend on pelvic loads and pressures, yet this content has not yet made it into academic curriculum of pertinent professional studies. Creating a movement program for this population that not only meets general health guidelines but facilitates and improves the state of pregnancy and delivery outcomes is a valid scientific endeavor.
What have studies shown to date?
Pain is difficult to quantify for research purposes and can reduce the validity and reproductability* of a study. The use of the questionnaire is common protocol for data collection. For new mothers, the format is more time effective than scheduled appointments, and data is easy to collect due to simple, multiple choice answers. Common pain assessment questionnaires are the visual analog scale (VAS), Zung, and Somatic Perception (Russell, Groves, Taub, O’Dowd, and Reynolds, 1993). Pain drawings, on transparency, are also used to quantify location (Nilsson-Wikmar, Pilo, Pahlback, and Harms-Ringdahl, 2003). The transparencies are then stacked to analyze data (2003). The most significant chronic pain patterns found in the pregnant or post-natal were listed as the posterior pelvic-sacroilliac area (PPP), lumbar spine, or a combination of the two (2003).
Experience of pain itself is, of course, an issue of discomfort and not to be discounted. The much larger issue is, however, the daily limitation of everyday activity. Within the general population, adults experiencing low back pain find bending, twisting, and lifting difficult and painful (Youdas, Garrett, Egan, and Therneau, 2000). For a new or impending mother the restriction of movement decrease the possibility of caring for and lifting a new baby, returning to movement for health purposes, or returning to work. This reality poses additional stress into an already psychologically demanding situation and could be a contributing factor to physical and psychological issues stemming from pregnancy.
{This is me, eight months prego, feigning back pain. Don’t you like the expression on my face?}
There are many circulating beliefs about where pregnancy-related pain comes from. Russell, Groves, Taun, O’Dows and Reynolds (1993) authored the first study to look at the effects of an epidural on lower back pain. Questionnaires were sent to 1615 women who delivered their first baby at St. Thomas’s Hospital in London. Following the questionnaire, the subjects with persisting pain were examined by a physiotherapist or orthopedic surgeon. It was established that LBP was equally evident in both epidural and non-epidural deliveries, and tended to be postural in nature (1993).
Pregnancy-induced posture and mechanical changes are common research topics when looking at possible causality of associated pain. What researchers have found is contrary to our beliefs about pregnancy related ailments. The adopted posture of pregnancy is individual in nature and not created by the state of pregnancy alone. While the increase of body mass and subtle forward displacement of a subject’s center of gravity is empirically valid for all pregnant women, there is no “pregnancy posture” that can be imposed on the state of pregnancy (Gilleard, Crosbie and Smith, 2002). It is generally believed that the pregnancy gait, or waddle, is a natural change due to the gestational condition. This is not the case. When healthy pregnant subjects were assessed against healthy nulligravidae, the kinematics were found to be very similar with only small changes in a maximum walking velocity (Wu et al., 2004). It is interesting to note that postpartum women with posterior pelvic pain showed large deviations in normal gait and large angular rotations of the hips and pelvis when compared to the healthy, pain-free pregnant population (2004). Wu et al. concluded that the pregnant female is intended to walk and move regularly, even with the extra mass of an impending baby.
These findings are very important contributions to solving pregnancy-related ailments. This data implies that it is not the physiological state of pregnancy that is responsible for pain, but the alignment and gait habits that a woman brings to her pregnancy that is the underlying cause.
Although conducting research on pregnant subjects will always be a difficult situation due to potential risk and liability, more studies are desperately needed. Studies on PPP could begin in the safer, postpartum realm. More recent studies have began to look at the benefits of strengthening exercise, specifically deep abdominal, pelvic floor, and gluteal musculature, as a possible, non-surgical method of dealing with varying pregnancy related ailments.
More studies are needed to quantify, define, and produce postural interventions to mitigate pregnancy related issues. Treating pregnancy-related conditions with medication and surgery is not only expensive, but also ineffective in the long-term. It is obvious that studies need to be developed observing less invasive, less costly repair. One glaring hole in pregnancy research and correlating back pain are studies that deal with the postural and muscle stability loss following cesarean section. Cesareans are major abdominal surgery and are bound to result in systematic, measurable changes that in strength and subsequent injuries to the lumbar spine, hips, and pelvis. With a developing trend of elective cesarean, it is imperative that as much information on recovery and long term effects be researched.
Due to the traditional lack of women in research, medicine, and science in general, it follows that the amount of studies pertaining to women’s issues be few in comparison. As this slowly changes, studies examining traditional view points on the natural birthing process, especially the maternal mechanics of vaginal expulsion, be better understood by birthing professionals as well as those prescribing exercise.
Pre and post-natal exercise is not new to kinesiology communities, yet it has always been presented as a modified aerobic and strength training workout, allowing a participant to continue with a fitness-type exercise program during the gestational period. The numbers of those suffering through pregnancy should be taken as a signal to improve the education of birthing and kinesiology professionals. Exercise that is designed to facilitate an easy gestation period, delivery, and recovery must be studied and dispensed through the correct channels.
Due to the lack of clinical and scientific training for most kinesiologists, exercise is over-simplified when presented to the pregnant population. Physical and physiotherapists typically do not see the general population until a problem has manifested and even then, are often prevented by professional guidelines to address mal-alignments elsewhere in the body, even if they are related to the presenting injury. Where are women to find this information before they realize they need it?
Most reviewed articles called for a movement in pre-natal physical education. Because poor postural habits lead to low back pain in the general population (Youdas et al, 2000), it is only to be expected that participants with prior posture and lumbo-pelvic problems find that pregnancy exacerbates their problem. Deviations in alignment are indications of a failing muscular support system. This system can be improved through a restoration of muscle and joint positioning. Intervention in alignment could potentially eliminate pregnancy-related pain if good instruction and intervention is early. Potential candidates, those with LBP before pregnancy, should be given postural exercises or guidelines to offset gestational pain.
After reviewing the literature on pregnancy and related low back and pelvic pain, a common thread becomes apparent. While the physiological changes are fairly similar for various women during pregnancy, biomechanical changes seem to be of a personal nature. Of these mechanical changes, one’s postural habits seem to have the greatest effect on pain. It would seem from an evolutionary standpoint, that debilitating low back, hip and pelvic pain would not be conducive to the natural birthing process.
Wow. Better stand up and touch your toes. Maybe take a quick walk around the block and have a glass of water. And a nap. So now you have a bigger picture of the problem. I’ll write more later. I need to stretch after reading, writing, and editing this!
Reproductability*: Even in grad school, I was busy making up words.
**Pelves is pronounced pel-veees. It does not rhyme with elves, as in a group of elfs. Or elves, I guess. Although the idea of a fairy tale about a pelvic elf has just started to form up in my mind. Great. That’s not going to cause me any nightmares.
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Henry-Free Zone
The new year is coming up, which means you’re likely thinking of what you can do for better health next year. That’s good. I’m going to be writing a lot about that in the next two weeks. But, before I go on, I want to share a little song I wrote. Well I didn’t really write the music or anything. The music was written by whoever wrote the song “There’s a Hole in the Bucket.” If you’re a teacher, parent, or have ever offered anyone a solution to a problem, chances are you’ve met Henry. We can all be Henry, but the plan for 2012 is to keep Henry, and resistance in general, to a minimum!
Here goes:
There’s a paaaain in my low back, Dear Katy, Dear Katy
There’s a paaaain in my low back, Dear Katy, a pain.
So fix it, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
So fix it, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Stretch It.
Well how do I stretch it, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
How do I stretch it, Dear Katy, with what?
Do the calf stretch, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
Do the calf stretch, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, dome stretch.
My calves are too tight, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
My calves are too tight, Dear Katy, too tight.
Well stop wearing heeled-shoes, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
So stop wearing heeled-shoes, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Stop it.
New shoes cost too mu-ch, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
New shoes cost too mu-ch, Dear Katy, too much.
Go barefoot, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
Go barefoot, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, it’s free.
My feet are too co-ld, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
My feet are too co-ld, Dear Katy, to cold.
So work them, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
So work them, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, work them.
My toes, they don’t mo-ove, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
My toes, they don’t mo-ve, don’t mo-ve, Dear Katy, so stiff.
Back your hips up, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
Get your weight back, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, weight back.
This makes me feel weird now, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
This makes me feel weird now, Dear Katy, too weird.
That’s normal, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
That’s normal, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Relax.
Do you think I can run now, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
Am I ready to run now, Dear Katy, whaddya think?
Too soon my Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry
Your spine’s sick, Dear Henry, how ’bout a nice walk?
I don’t walk, too boring, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
I don’t walk, too easy, and boring to walk.
Well how about stretching, Dear Henry, Dear Henry?
How much do you stretch out, Dear Henry, a day?
My body’s too tight, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
My body has always been too tight to stretch.
How much do you sit now, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry?
How much are you sitting, Dear Henry, a day?
I work in an office, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
I sit in a desk chair, Dear Katy, all day.
So stand up, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
So stand up Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Stand up.
Don’t think I’m allowed to, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
Don’t think I’m allowed to, Dear Katy, to stand.
Are you serious, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
Are you serious, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Are you?
Besides that, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
I think I need more help, Dear Katy, from you!
Just do it, Dear Henry, Dear Henry, Dear Henry,
Just do it, Dear Henry, the things I’ve told you.
But there’s a pain in my low back, Dear Katy, Dear Katy,
A pain in my low back, Dear Katy, it hurts.
Let’s keep our eyes open for our personal Henry and commit to staying open, and getting better in 2012! There is a solution. Follow it. The time is now.
Author’s note: Apologies to any readers actually named Henry. You can stay, as long as you’re, you know, not a Henry.





















